A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.......
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA" Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri "CA" Ki degree Rakh Le... =P
Ladki:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun.
Ladka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?
Ladki: Ooh Shit..
Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya.
:-P
Boy's Rules For
BIKES ..
USE When Its
NEW
...
RIDE When It
PERFORMS
THROW When Makes
NOISE
Unfortunately
That's The GIRL'S Rule
To Handle the BOY ...
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.......
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA" Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri "CA" Ki degree Rakh Le... =P
Ladki:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun.
Ladka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?
Ladki: Ooh Shit..
Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya.
:-P
Boy's Rules For
BIKES ..
USE When Its
NEW
...
RIDE When It
PERFORMS
THROW When Makes
NOISE
Unfortunately
That's The GIRL'S Rule
To Handle the BOY ...
A boy disturbs a girl
at bus stop
Girl: Don't you've
mother n sister at
...home ?
Boy: No
Girl: Tou ghar le chal
na pagal, yahan time pass
kyun ker raha hy ... =P ;)
1st to 3rd Standard:
...Hey I studied everything
for exam ...
4th to 6th std:
Hey that Question was
very hard so I din't
read tht...
6th to 8th std:
Hey studied only
important questions
8th to 10th std:
Abay 4 chapters is
enufff !!
College:
What ? ? Exam Is
Tomorrow
University:
Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy
Kisi Ne Bataya Hii Nahi ...
Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain......
Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?
.
.
...Beta : Parh Raha Hon,
.
....
Maa : Excellent ! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?.
.
.
Beta : Girl Friend K Messages"!!
Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?
.
.
...Beta : Parh Raha Hon,
.
....
Maa : Excellent ! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?.
.
.
Beta : Girl Friend K Messages"!!
When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,"who is most benefited??"
"BOY..?
"NO...!
"GIRL..?
"NO...!
.
.
.
"its the mobile company" :D
"BOY..?
"NO...!
"GIRL..?
"NO...!
.
.
.
"its the mobile company" :D
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..
Waah Waaah
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
.
.
.
Being Single Is My Attitude... =P ;->
Solid Bisti"
Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy... ;->
Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)
Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai... =P ;->
Waah Waaah
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
.
.
.
Being Single Is My Attitude... =P ;->
Solid Bisti"
Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy... ;->
Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)
Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai... =P ;->
Admi Rikshay Wale Se: Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega.
Admi: Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega.
Admi: Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk, Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy K Regal Chowk Jae Ya Banaras Chowk Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega!
Admi: Aby Ghady Tou Regal Chowk Sawari Le K Jaega??
Khan: To Ye Kaho Na, Hum Samja Tum Us Khabees Ka Baat Kar Raha Hy... =P ;->
Khan: Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega.
Admi: Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega.
Admi: Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk, Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy K Regal Chowk Jae Ya Banaras Chowk Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega!
Admi: Aby Ghady Tou Regal Chowk Sawari Le K Jaega??
Khan: To Ye Kaho Na, Hum Samja Tum Us Khabees Ka Baat Kar Raha Hy... =P ;->
Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo
Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt
.
.
Khud Ba Khud
Kash Lagay Ga.. ;->)
Veena Malik K
Nashaee Totke :P
Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt
.
.
Khud Ba Khud
Kash Lagay Ga.. ;->)
Veena Malik K
Nashaee Totke :P
Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha,
Najane Kitno Ne Ghar
Lutaya Tha,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Ata Hi,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,
SALAM Beshumar AZADI K Un SAHIDON Per,
Jinho Ne RAH-E-AZADI Min
Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,
SALAAM Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Bnaya Tha,
Najane Kitno Ne Ghar
Lutaya Tha,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Ata Hi,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,
SALAM Beshumar AZADI K Un SAHIDON Per,
Jinho Ne RAH-E-AZADI Min
Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,
SALAAM Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Bnaya Tha,
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
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