Shri Ram To Ravan

Ram send application
to Ravan...

To
The Ravan
Lanka puri,
Sri lanka.

Respected sir,

I beg to say that u have kidnapped my wife, Mrs.Sita. She is very beautiful. I have only single wife and i dont know,
how to cook food.

Please send her by your plane because there is no petrol in my 'BULLET' otherwise i would have come today.Please leave her as soon as possible.I will oblige for this act of kind kindness.

Thanking You.

Your enemy
RAM